thighetician:
“bunjywunjy:
“ stele3:
“The witches have come to lay their claim.
”
a pair of mischievous goblins examine their new charge
”
They bout to box his goddamn ears off
”

paper-mario-wiki:

lukehemminngs:

you’ve all heard of golden retriever’s now get ready for 

Golden Shepherd - a mix breed between a German Shepherd and a Golden Retriever 

image

“Golden Shepard” is a weird way to spell “Perfect Little Boy Who Has Stolen My Heart And Granted Me Peace”

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peachthots:

I just want someone who’s excited to make out with me and text me all the time.

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daruyuki-kun:

hockeylesbians:

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

This is what sports should be about <3

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flowerr–child:

plimsoll-punk:

surprisebitch:

oddishtea:

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

The timing of thriller coming on is

perfect

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what’s so bad about me lol

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xin-sui:

paulthellamaman:

What a gentleman

that dog’s tail went on a journey

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